giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman
she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b
nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur
much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade
