giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
cunning ignorance - kichijoii
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger
legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman
to milk out buckets of fuck butter - DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69