I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger
where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch
