I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
useless without pictures - cb361