I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96
horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife