I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
