I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
fap 'til you puke - kang
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca