random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS

there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck

Onanism at its finest. - forgotten

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

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