Sensible Endowment

random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz

we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk

marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer

1	ScoobySnacks
2	HoZay
3	Paracetamol
4	cb361
5	satanspenis666