beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
I am sticking with cock - papango
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
this should be a tagline - Trigger
interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
