beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan
I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
