Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman
teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
