-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
not a fan of little girls or kittens? do NOT click this link - bltrocker
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
Yes, I know all of these things. - donnie - KingPellinore
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
taser him again, boys - Moke
