why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
