why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
