during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade
beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk