fapping all over the world -
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361
LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy