fapping all over the world -
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
