war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
