war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
cunning ignorance - kichijoii
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky