it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
turn on, tune in, tits out - ENZ
