random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik

If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox



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