golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
what's relative might well be incest - incpenners
horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus
fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik
