Sensible Endowment

random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy

the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers

my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael

keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit

1	ScoobySnacks
2	HoZay
3	Paracetamol
4	cb361
5	mechavolt