we're just searching for lump - mattfish
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
the beauty of rape dollars, is you can pay with them whether he accepts or not - Makopelli