it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
because war is awesome in movies - sanepride
where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361
continuing my serial monogamy with digital images - badgerbaiter
