it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen
I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas
I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
