it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
