random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

my sock is now my sword - Gyro

interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

I didn't design the darn thing ;) - steele

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru

Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus

my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael

fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse

fapping all over the world -

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853



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