my sock is now my sword - Gyro
because war is awesome in movies - sanepride
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody
head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
