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cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
home of the pr0nnoisseur - donnie
nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus