my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
