my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
defiantly masturbating material - tamp
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom
nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
