still running version .9 - King of the Hill
cunning ignorance - kichijoii
because war is awesome in movies - sanepride
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox