still running version .9 - King of the Hill
LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
Digg for dicks - plexer
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
retarded people still like to fuck - almostz
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha