random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus

what's relative might well be incest - incpenners

press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel

the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo

because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr

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