bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT
this isn't Reddit - theolypse
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
defiantly masturbating material - tamp
