where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
you dont have access to that information - Nostrildamus
cunning ignorance - kichijoii
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati