stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace
slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz