it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire