it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
you dont waste your time here, You invest it - crwk8
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
I am sticking with cock - papango
it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet
