random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer

averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae

all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

to milk out buckets of fuck butter - DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69

like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus



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