the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
This 'community' consists of nothing more than porn-obsessed technology wankers, who validate their existence by philosophising and analysising the most trivial insignificant matters to superfluous extent - shadystalkerperson
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
