the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
