the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw
taser him again, boys - Moke
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
because war is awesome in movies - sanepride
