surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox