random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife

because war is awesome in movies - sanepride

not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth

dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r

if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen

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