it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
never read comments - theolypse
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
