we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
