we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
it's the fapture! - Robolt
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
if you look carefully you'll notice Marc is hugging his sister's butt and her foot is on his head - snowfox