we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
I Love this Stuff - taeyn
