goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus
terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire
you dont waste your time here, You invest it - crwk8
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
when come back bring pr0n - moriati
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
