no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
you dont have access to that information - Nostrildamus
I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas
are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp