no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
Tagline? - Mikhail_16
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
typed this one-handed - uncletim
blood is the best lube - swiggy
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
