random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny

keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious

THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet

it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things



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