no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
