no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance