masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
it's the fapture! - Robolt
TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
