masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy
life begins at confection - Tirade
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
