random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

when come back bring pr0n - moriati

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae

positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus

Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78

we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace

fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it

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