random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy

we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers

smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish

fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan

Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78

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