it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
blood is the best lube - swiggy
