much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
Tagline? - Mikhail_16
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
