is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
it's the fapture! - Robolt
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
not a fan of little girls or kittens? do NOT click this link - bltrocker
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
