is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
to milk out buckets of fuck butter - DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho
slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
it's almost like having friends - cb361
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
