when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik
you dont have access to that information - Nostrildamus
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur
