when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
defiantly masturbating material - tamp
you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b
