when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
fap 'til you puke - kang
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
when come back bring pr0n - moriati
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
I want it so badly - Wadysseus
what's relative might well be incest - incpenners
averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook
