when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
