when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
blood is the best lube - swiggy
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
