I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
a mostly-NSFW online community - Baxter_UK
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
better to have clicked and hated than never to have clicked at all - sanepride
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
