I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361