seven levels of rad - graham
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik
LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
you gave your game away with the Troll Moderation - circulate
blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp