LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
life begins at confection - Tirade
there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger
the beauty of rape dollars, is you can pay with them whether he accepts or not - Makopelli
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
