LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96
marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer
much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade
this isn't Reddit - theolypse
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
