random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

eat clit or die! - vahid

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish

no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny

blood is the best lube - swiggy

all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire

I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom

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