eat clit or die! - vahid
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
Onanism at its finest. - forgotten