I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki
Onanism at its finest. - forgotten
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
you dont waste your time here, You invest it - crwk8
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
