random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy

abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

seven levels of rad - graham

I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele

slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz

my sock is now my sword - Gyro

how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe



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