I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik
beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe
please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft
damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride
this isn't Reddit - theolypse
