we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
Digg for dicks - plexer
beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
retarded people still like to fuck - almostz
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
