we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
it's almost like having friends - cb361
why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
