we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
seven levels of rad - graham
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch
still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
wood man approves highly - snowfox