if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati
blood is the best lube - swiggy
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
this isn't Reddit - theolypse
