if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ