who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
