who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy
you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson