who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
tamp modded me up. Does that make me crazy? - Jaxon
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78
poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
to milk out buckets of fuck butter - DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
