I want it so badly - Wadysseus
useless without pictures - cb361
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
taser him again, boys - Moke
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context
