Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati
Digg for dicks - plexer
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context