random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar

Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars

I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre

time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

cunning ignorance - kichijoii

teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca

it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki



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