random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar

I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango

^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox

Please email all complaints to Saint_Marck@aol.com - Bleb

I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife

you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus

this isn't Reddit - theolypse

the Internet Bra - fifthSpango

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