random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik

press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

beer seriously kicked my ass - graham

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog



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