too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
fuck you all and eat a dick. My site, my rules - hacked matt (steele did it)
wood man approves highly - snowfox
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
this isn't Reddit - theolypse
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
