too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori