random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

priceless. And worthless. - sanepride

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse

constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK

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