because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
