I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus
you dont waste your time here, You invest it - crwk8
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
life begins at confection - Tirade
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit