it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
this should be a tagline - Trigger
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah