it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
you dont waste your time here, You invest it - crwk8
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse