I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
a mostly-NSFW online community - Baxter_UK
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore