Friday, 27 June 2014

You Are Old

quote [ Do you think time is catching up with you? Perhaps it's already overtaken you and left you in the dust. Do the years seem to be going ridiculously quickly now? There's a reason for it. You're getting old. ]

Fun little site with stats about you in terms of what's happened since you were born, how many days you've been alive, how many km the earth has travelled since you were born...

Hope everyone is enjoying their summer!
[SFW] [+6 Old]
[by kitten@9:07pmGMT]


rndmnmbr said @ 9:13am GMT on 28th Jun [Score:2 Underrated]
And then one day you find,
Ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run,
You missed the starting gun.

*bitching solo*
Abdul Alhazred said @ 1:31am GMT on 28th Jun [Score:1 Underrated]
Jesus, all I have to do is listen to the hipsters boasting about ancient bands that they like, such as the Dead Kennedies and the Ramones, to feel like my time has long ago passed.
bobolink said @ 2:05am GMT on 28th Jun
Die young, stay pretty.
arrowhen said @ 2:24am GMT on 28th Jun
Hell, I was uglier when I was young.
Naruki said @ 3:16am GMT on 28th Jun
It's your vision that blurred, not the wrinkles.
ithaqua10 said @ 4:00am GMT on 28th Jun
When did those bands become ancient, just because most of the Ramones have died, and Jello Biafra is near 60?
arrowhen said @ 5:04am GMT on 28th Jun
The first Dead Kennedys album will be old enough to run for President in the next election.
papango said @ 11:29pm GMT on 28th Jun [Score:1 Insightful]
I already know I'm old.

It used to be that when school kids stood up to give me their seats on the bus I would tell them to sit back down. It always bugged me to have to stand for perfectly healthy adults when I'd paid for a ticket, so I'd tell them to sit back down. But not now. They move and I fall into that seat like I've been standing for ever. And if they don't move I glare my old lady glare right at them. I haven't offered anyone with a Werthers Original yet, but it's probably only a matter of time.
spazm said @ 9:54pm GMT on 27th Jun
Over 77% of visitors to this site are younger than you! The average age of visitors is 31.

Man, way to rub it in a bit more.
arrowhen said @ 10:06pm GMT on 27th Jun
"September 10th, 1993:
The X-Files airs its first episode
Over half your life ago!"

OK, that one hurt.
sanepride said @ 10:49pm GMT on 27th Jun
OK, I'm not even gonna bother with this.
arrowhen said @ 10:51pm GMT on 27th Jun [Score:1 Funny]
Yeah, there's no "B.C." checkbox next to the year field.
sanepride said @ 1:39am GMT on 28th Jun [Score:1 Funny]
Naruki said @ 3:25am GMT on 28th Jun
The earth was created (according to Biblical Creationists) over half your life ago!
arrowhen said @ 12:19am GMT on 28th Jun
+1 Old, anyone?
Abdul Alhazred said @ 1:28am GMT on 28th Jun
I'm onboard.
damnit said @ 1:54am GMT on 28th Jun
People talk about the 90s like it's the 80s and the 80s/70s like they were the 70s/60s.

Still not used to that.
mechanical contrivance said @ 1:59am GMT on 28th Jun
The only way to avoid getting old is to die.
mechavolt said @ 11:14pm GMT on 28th Jun
Onix said @ 11:32pm GMT on 28th Jun
Well, I look better than when I was in my 30's, or at least I am taking better care of myself, even if I don't exercise as much as I did back then. I guess the key is that now I am constant and not going for 3 months to the gym and then eat all the pizza I could, so I guess I can accept getting old. All I need is a good night of sleep from time to time
I guess another thing is that I am no longer with my wife, so she is unable to destroy my soul like she used to do when we were together. I feel better now.
Leezurd said @ 5:46am GMT on 29th Jun
arrowhen said @ 6:14am GMT on 29th Jun

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